July 29th, 2010 by admin

Thursday, July 29th 2010
Hello all! I thought I had posted about my stupidity a few weeks ago but I don’t think I had so just to fill you all in, I am confessing here my lack of good judgement! So a few weeks ago I was on route to an outcall and paid no attention to my petrol gauge in the car. To be honest with you, I hate filling up with petrol. Don’t know why but in particular when I am in all my glam rags on an outcall the last thing I feel like doing is tottering around a petrol station in my black dress and heels. So off I went and had a nice time and upon my return noticed the warning light on. I thought (as one foolishly does) that I would make it to the local petrol station in my area. Not so! I was about a five mins drive away when I ground to a halt. Fortunately I managed to pull into a side road and park up safely. So then it meant tottering along to said petrol station and having to face the embarrassment of marching back to my car with the hideous green petrol can which stands out a mile and I might as well be carrying a banner saying “Yes I am a complete twit, have run out of petrol!”. So I bought the flipping green can thingy and tried to fill up and in the process managed to spill petrol all over the place as I couldn’t bend down without exposing cleavage to all around me! It wasn’t easy. I went in then to pay and noticed a smartly dressed chap waiting to pay also. I thought to myself “Alex, do you want to walk back to the car with this stupid green can or see if this gentleman will help a blonde (!) damsel in distress?!” I am sure you have guessed that I went for the latter and what a kind gentleman he was indeed. He drove me to my car and even filled it up for me. We chatted a little on the way and he was after my phone number ………. did I give it? Not telling! So all was well and home I went. Now yesterday, I set off again to an outcall and this was to a beautiful hotel which is an old country manor out in the sticks. En route I spotted a petrol station and as I was cutting it fine I thought I would fill up on my way home. Now I arrived at the hotel and Mr X very graciously came down to meet me at the entrance. Fortunately for us, it wasn’t the main entrance and you will understand why. No sooner had we exchanged greetings when I took one step forward and ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My shoe got stuck in a grill/drain on the ground! Yes my heel was well and truly stuck! I tried to pull it out without success and Mr X had a go too but to no avail so there we were the pair of us struggling with my shoe! It was hilarious to say the least! Eventually I said to Mr X, look don’t worry if it breaks or gets damaged, so he gave it one great yank (I said yank……… not ………….) and out it came! It’s rather scratched but it’s fine and we had a real chuckle about it. All that yanking and pulling and we hadn’t even got upstairs to the room! It was a frightfully posh place so this made it all the more funnier actually! It can only happen to me can’t it? Now just to add, on my way home I decided to stop at the afore mentioned petrol station and guess what? Closed! Closed !!!! At 10 pm it was closed! I thought OH NO! Here I go again and my warning light had been on for ages! So I dashed over the road to a cafe and asked a stranger if there were any petrol stations nearby and fortunately (massive sigh of relief) he directed me to a supermarket one down the road.! Phew! In future I am never going to drive with that warning light on as it’s far too stressful! I wish you all a wonderful Thursday. If it’s your birthday today, enjoy and if it’s not the pretend it is and enjoy anyway! Keep smiling and smile to a stranger today. It might make their day! Love to all Alexandra xx P.S Song for the day is another fave of mine. “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye!

July 25th, 2010 by admin

Well I have had a couple of eventful weeks as usual!  Lots of fun with some very interesting and really nice people.  It’s so nice to meet respectful and kind gentlemen who know how to treat a lady!

There was some building work going on in my block and much to my concern the builders put up scaffolding right outside my flat windows, bedroom included!  Now fortunately I do have blinds but this was during the really hot days so I wanted to keep the window open ajar although on occasion had to close it as didn’t want the builders to eavesdrop on what goes on in my boudoir!  It was quite funny though hearing them outside whilst I was entertaining inside and I think my visitors found it somewhat titillating too, knowing the builders are just on the other side of the wall!

So the builders were there one day shouting and being quite vocal and I was worried about my pigeon and her stress level as the babies hadn’t hatched yet so I leaned out of the balcony one day and said “Oi!  Stop making so much noise!   You are scaring my pigeon!”

I had a Mr X with me at the time and he found this hilarious (he knows me and what I am like!).  However, it worked as the builder toned it down after that.  I have to say I had offered them refreshments before when they first pitched up so I wasn’t being mean to them.  Funnily enough after meeting them initially and offering them tea, they seemed to spend a lot of time around my windows……….. wonder why!

The other day I was heading out to an outcall.  In my haste (I was running late) I opened my car door and (you won’t believe this but it’s true) I banged my lip against the car door!  My lip started to swell slightly and I had visions of arriving to Mr X with a massive bulging lip (on my face boys………).  So I rang my good friend Abby Lloyd (swanseaescort.co.uk) and said to her ” I have just banged my lip against my car door.  Do you know if pressing a coin against it will stop it swelling up?”  (I am sure I heard somewhere that pressing coins against a swelling reduces it).

So Abby replies “I don’t know”.  I said to her “You Welsh woman are useless!  Don’t know why I ask you these things at all!”  I love teasing her about Wales and often do, poor Abby, don’t know why she puts up with it!

Well on that note I wish you all a wonderful Sunday and have attached a photo of the new babies!  I will keep posting on their progress until they fly away!  I have to say it really is so interesting to watch the whole process.  There are two pigeons who alternate the baby sitting and I guess one is the mother and thought the other is the father.  They seem to be used to me as when I go out there, they don’t fly away although they keep a watchful eye on me.

Yesterday I had a nice gentleman who came to see me and one of the pigeons seemed rather anxious and was staring at us which was quite unusual and I wondered whether hearing another voice caused concern.  It was certainly interesting to witness this!

In the meantime let me wish you all a wonderful weekend and as always be happy and keep smiling.  If more people smiled and were nice to each other, what a great world this would be.

Love to all

Alexandra xx

July 22nd, 2010 by admin

A quick blog here!

Firstly, sincere apologies to those of you who have been trying to contact me. Fortunately, (I guess!)  I have been very busy of late and hence there have been some disappointed callers to whom I can only apologise but say, if you don’t succeed at first, then try again!

I have had so much fun recently and met with some fantastic people with whom I have laughed, chatted and erm………………. not to mention being naughty in a lift!!!! Tell you more in another blog!

So this is just a quick one to say I am still here and very much alive but also rather exhausted too!

Good news is my pigeon has given birth and there are too little baby pigeons sitting out there. Mother pigeon is very proud (and Dad too, whoever he is!).

So I shall be posting soon but just wanted to post up a quick one in the interim!

Love to all
Be happy and keep smiling
Alex xxx

July 8th, 2010 by admin

Some of you will know that I moved into a new flat two months ago.

Now the flat has a small balcony which seemed to be an attraction to pigeons. I kept meaning to buy those plastic spikes to put around the balcony to deter the pigeons however I just didn’t get round to it.

Now one day I went out there and found some twigs and leaves on one of the chairs. I threw them away. The next day I found a pigeon sitting on the chair and when it flew away upon being disturbed by me, I saw a small egg.

A day later there was another egg. So now I am faced with a pigeon camped out there sitting on her eggs. Whilst I am not a lover of pigeons, I just don’t have the heart to throw the eggs away. I just can’t do that so I will just have to wait. Now I have no idea how long pigeon eggs take to hatch so if anyone knows, please inform me!

The pigeon used to fly away when I went out there but now seems quite accepting of me and I have to say I am a little excited at the thought of the eggs hatching to produce little baby pigeons! I will keep you informed as things progress!

On another note, I finally got my slave to come round and take some more photos of me. I was going to whip him for being late but I relented as he took some nice photos. I hope you think so too. I have put the two new ones up on my gallery page which he took yesterday.  They are the ones of me wearing a red see through body.  I hope you can see the effect of my efforts in the gym on my toned body!

Love to all and remember to keep smiling.

Alex xxx

July 6th, 2010 by admin

Lots of subjects in one blog and why not! Firstly, I always like to express my gratitude for those who have posted up reviews on me.  Adultwork is where I have the  most but these also refer to webcamming and phone chat via that site not just client meetings. I am delighted to have another review on punternet and captain69.  Feel free to check them out! I have had lots of fun recently and commented previously on my current state of not thinking straight at times! Dare I say, having lots of blonde moments! Well the other day, whilst erm in the presence of a Mr X who was erm….. well pleasuring me…….. he started to ask me a question now the answer came out before he finished the question so it went like this……… Mr X – “Do you want me to continue?” Alex – “No, it’s fine……..” Doesn’t make sense does it? We laughed at the time as clearly my brain had assumed he was going to say “Do you want me to stop” but my mouth responded before he finished! Moving swiftly on, I was on an outcall the other day and as it’s so damn hot these days I tend to wear summer frocks (sexy of course!) as opposed to business suits. Now what’s a girl wearing under the frock? Goes without saying doesn’t it? Stockings, suspenders and of course the obligatory tiny g string. So after my outcall this Sunday morning, I decided to go for a nice walk and it was erm rather windy that morning and I have to confess I was crossing the road when my dress blew right up and I was desperately trying to hold it down! There was a guy parking his Merc and his face said it all, he was grinning like a Cheshire Cat when I passed him! I gave him a big smile as though to say, you like? On the subject of that outcall, it was to a Chelsea hotel, one which is part of a group and of which there is another round the corner. Now Mr X did tell me there were two and which one to go to, but you guys know me well enough by now to know that things never go according to plan for me do they!!! So instead of listening to my sat nav, I saw the hotel name and assumed it was the right one. Go in, up to the 1st floor, knock on the room door. Nothing, no answer. I knock again and again no answer. Surely this isn’t a wind up I think so I call him. He answers and I say “I am here and knocking on your door”. He said “You are not! You must be at the wrong hotel!” Ooops!!!! I hastily left and walked round the corner to the right hotel and indeed the right room! We had a giggle about that and he said how fortunate it was that no one was in that other room at the time! I am hoping to do some new photos soon once I get my slave to take my pictures. He’s being a bit lazy at the moment so a good whipping is what he will get when he comes round for making me wait! Love to all of you and keep smiling. A smile goes a long way and people just don’t smile enough anymore do they? Alex xxxx P.S Song for the day is Easy by The Commodores. It’s a great number, slow, sensual, moves gradually to a massive build up then comes down again…………… what more can I say!

July 3rd, 2010 by admin

I’ve had lots of fun this week and have lots to tell which I probably won’t fit into this one blog!

Now a few days ago I was out and about and a regular Mr X rang me to ask for an incall.  He was in my area so I said, ok will meet you at xx time and head back there in time.

So I headed back and was driving along the motorway which is a journey I have done hundreds, maybe thousands of times and could probably do with my eyes closed (not that I would though!).

Now I don’t know what I was thinking of (must have been something naughty) but before I knew it, I had missed my junction!  I couldn’t believe it!  Where was my head?  I was so frustrated as I hate being late for clients and therefore rang Mr X who surely enough was already there and waiting!  I explained to him that I had stupidly missed my junction and he thought it was so funny but he could tell that I was stressed so chose not to laugh out loud!

Anyway all was well later as I put my foot down, got there and dashed in, did a quick clothing change (well I don’t go out in public in my sexy undies do I?!!!) and summoned him in!

He thought it was funny and once I had relaxed so did I!  I just don’t know where my head was though, perhaps it was the thought of giving/getting head that distracted me!

More blogs to follow as well as more photos soon!

Love
Alex xxx

June 27th, 2010 by admin

So, wondering what this headline refers to? Yes, I know what’s going through your mind!

As for the two boys making music well sorry to disappoint but I am referring to Glastonbury and the Pet Shop Boys and wow weren’t they brilliant! Sadly, I am not there in person (been there, done that and have the T shirt and mud stained wellies!) but have been watching it on TV and loved them performing last night.

Song for the day therefore has to be one that I love and it’s not a very popular one of theirs. It’s called “Why don’t we live together?” It’s a brilliant tune and one I love dancing to, so listen to it and tell me what you think.

Now dare I touch on the subject of football? I happened to watch some of the game today and even I could tell that our boys were not performing well. They looked tired, jaded and just didn’t have the same fiery energy that the German team did and what a shame but such is life I guess. You win some, you lose some.

I have also been able to catch up on tennis although Glastonbury won over that this weekend! I had previously blogged that I was not fortunate enough to get tickets to attend Wimbledon so a very kind soul who visited me came laden with strawberries and cream! Now how sweet is that?

I am very flattered that so many of you take the time to read my blogs and find them that interesting!

I am looking forward to another busy week and exciting times ahead. I am planning a new photo shoot at some stage as it’s time I had some new photos done so watch this space for that! It’s much needed as my efforts in the gym have toned me up even more so the current photographs really need to be updated!

Love to all
Alexandra x

June 26th, 2010 by admin

Another glorious morning and I am up early with the larks! I am very much an early bird too (!) and moreso in this weather! I am debating whether to take the weekend off and head to the seaside but am undecided as yet! The problem is I want to follow the tennis also and it’s a shame to sit indoors in such lovely weather isn’t it?

Yesterday, I had a meeting with my accountant. He’s also a very good friend of mine (no boys, not that good!) so he suggested we meet over lunch and he invited me to a private member’s club in central London which I was delighted to go to.

I had some paperwork to hand over to him and we were discussing this over drinks in the bar. I was unaware of anyone sitting around us as I was engrossed in conversation with him. At one point, I went to the Ladies and when I returned I noticed two chaps sitting next to us on the next table. They smiled at me and I smiled back (well I do like to reciprocate in everything I do………).

One of them then turned to me and said that I was very lucky as his accountant never takes him to lunch at all. I laughed and we had a bit of a banter before my accountant and I headed to the restaurant for lunch. He then confided in me that when I left, the two guys came over to him and asked him what I did and who I was! Naughty hey? To top it all he won’t tell me what he told them so I have no idea but am sure he wouldn’t have told them the truth as I didn’t get any hints of naughtiness from them!

Football – I know there are some who are fed up with the flag waving camaraderie that’s part of the World Cup but I personally welcome it. What’s wrong with people being happy and celebrating in the glory of our team? So far I haven’t seen any trouble caused by any fans I have seen on my travels and I think it’s rather entertaining to see those out and about dressed up as knights or adorning colourful headgear! I gather Boris won’t be putting up any large screens in London after all and I think that’s rather mean considering other countries and even UK cities are providing screens on masse.

Continuing on the subject of football, I had a hilarious conversation with a happy chappy the other day regarding those wonderful things called vuvuzelas! (I really wish I had one!).

I was on a roll that day and said to him “What do you call a Vuvuzela retailer?” Answer = “Vuvuzela Sella!”. I then went on to say that someone should open a store selling them as in “Vuvuzela’s R’Us.”

Let me wish you all a wonderful happy weekend. Keep smiling and enjoy the weather! I have so much more to tell you and some funny stories but I will save them for the next blog!

Love to all
Alexandra xx

June 25th, 2010 by admin

Well I couldn’t believe it this morning when I heard that it was a year ago today that Michael Jackson passed away. I just can’t believe that a year has gone by so quickly.

So I felt inclined to listen to his music today as it was being played on many radio stations and on the music tv channels. Whilst there are so many of his songs I love, I want to share one with you which you might not know and it’s a favourite of mine at the moment, so song for today is “Scream”. Listen to it if you can.

Moving on, I’d like to share with you some hilarious role play that I have indulged in. The relevant party knows I am blogging about it and is happy for me to! It was decided that I would play the part of a French Maid, seeing as I have the costume. I thought it would be more entertaining if I adopted a French accent also, which I did. So when Mr X arrived, I opened the door fully kitted up in my sexy French Maid costume and introduced myself as “Angelique” Le French Maid.

“Monsieur” was suitably impressed and I kept up the accent for the major part of the roleplay. It was rather funny and I don’t know how I managed it without bursting into laughter, but I did and he relished it!

There have been some other comical incidents but I will share these wtih you in the next blog!

So it’s going to hot up this weekend I gather which I am looking forward to! I love the heat and sunshine and have to confess it makes me more frisky then I normally am! It’s also a good excuse for wandering around naked (indoors of course!)

On that note I wish you all a great weekend!

Love to all
Alexandra xx

June 23rd, 2010 by admin

Hi all

There is an article today in the Daily Mail going under the heading as follows:

No sex please, we’re 45:  How lust loses its lustre by middle age.

Well, what a load of tosh I say!  Absolute rubbish and am sure there are many out there that will be agreeing with me!

The article goes on to say that most lose the desire once they hit the 40’s and then if it happens, it’s a lights off affair and usually over far too quickly with little energy to continue.

The saying “age is just a number” has never been more true.  At my age, I feel 100% better then I did 10 years ago and am literally bouncing with energy.  It’s all a matter of what you put into your body and I refer to the phrase “You are what you eat” (and there are no sexual inuendoes there chaps!).

A positive mind and good spirit also contribute not to mention looking after one’s health in the best possible way, oh and lots of nookie seems to do the trick too!  LOL

No doubt many of you will be following the football this afternoon.  I know England are playing and gather this one is a decider so I wish the boys the best of luck and they should stop having strops left right and centre.  Perhaps a better attitude would have brought out better results.

Hot hot hot today isn’t it?  Too hot to handle?

Love to all
Alexandra xxxx