WHERE’S THE BOSS?

February 3rd, 2010 by admin

Mr X is a gentleman who visits me frequently.

He has a rather high powered position in a company that shall remain nameless.  This tale is amusing that I have even told Mr X on many occasions that I am going to blog about him, and of course, he has no objection, for if he did then I would not do so, but in any case his identity is kept secret.

So as I was saying, Mr X is a  high powered executive in a large organisation.  It goes without saying that he is indeed a busy man but he seems to always find time to come and visit me!

Where this story becomes amusing is the fact that Mr X likes to nip out to Chez Alexandra during the daytime and as his super efficient secretary runs his intensely busy diary she is more or less aware of his every step and of course needs to be (apart from his meetings with me!).

So when Mr X decides that he needs some Alexandra relief, what does he do?  He does this.  He will leave his computer on, leave his desk as it would be if he was there, ie; papers strewn all over it, mug of coffee half drunk, phone, jacket on his chair.  So in theory it looks as though he has literally just popped out of his office, possibly to chat to another colleague, or spend a penny or pop to the canteen.  It literally looks like he will be back in a minute!

This always makes me chuckle as we imagine people wandering in to his office and thinking “oh he must be around, I will pop back in a bit“.  Even the super efficient secretary assumes he is somewhere in the building (and from what I hear, she is not one to be easily fooled).

So the next time you go to your boss’s office and he is not there, well just think what he could be doing………….. Or if you are the boss, you naughty boy!

Love to all
Alexandra

TIGHT SKIRT SPLITS!!!!

February 1st, 2010 by admin

Well here we are, February already!  How time flies when we are busy.  I have met with some really lovely people recently and it’s nice to hear how some of you really enjoy reading my blogs.  I love to have feedback from you and it’s such a pleasure for me to hear that you follow my blogs with interest, so I apologise for my absence from writing of late!

Some funny  things have happened to me recently (what’s new Alexandra I hear you say!) so I shall have lots of news to fill you in on.

Now it goes without saying that my rear is (so I am frequently told)  one of my biggest assets (excuse the pun) and it seems that you chaps do like to see a lady in a nice figure hugging tight skirt don’t you?

So I have this lovely smart suit and the skirt is super tight.  So tight it used to be that I could barely walk in it but of late it was a little looser (and you will learn why later!).

Now this skirt has a slit up the back (goes without saying doesn’t it?).  The split was decent enough for the skirt to be worn out in public so I was used to wearing it for outcalls.  Now I hadn’t worn it for a while as it was so tight that to be honest, it wasn’t exactly comfortable to wear.  However the other week I was invited to visit a chap who requested the secretary look so I thought I would oblige and please him in the super tight one.  I deliberately wore a coat on top as I am well aware that even the outline of my stocking tops and suspenders could be seen when wearing this particular skirt, due to the fact that it was so incredibly tight!

So I arrive at Mr X’s home and lo and behold just as I get out of the car and put one leg out I hear a rip and I knew what it was!  I knew the skirt had ripped at the back!  Fortunately I was wearing a long coat so I could easily walk up to his place from the car!  I didn’t realise until I got indoors and showed him, how much the skirt had ripped!  Right up to my stocking tops to be precise!

Mr X was delighted at this vision.  Me?  I was relieved I had a long coat to wear on top as there was no way I could have gone out in public like that!

Love to all

Alexandra xxTight Skirt

New Year, New Rates! Oh, yes and that never ending SNOW!

January 12th, 2010 by admin

Happy New Year to all!  snow

Now I don’t know about you, but I for one am sick and tired of hearing the S word……… no, not sex (never tired of that….) but SNOW!

I am sick to death of listening to impending gloom on the news of how some blooming snowstorm is coming and under which we are all likely to be buried.  Seriously though, last week I was truly fed up with it.  OK, so one day is nice and not only picturesque to witness, but it sort of takes you back to your childhood and brings out the child in you and makes you want to indulge in some good old fashioned snowball fighting!  (Now for those of you who are in tune with some of the more salacious terms in the sexual dictionary I am not referring to anything naughty here, I am being completely innocent!).

I had an outcall early in the week when we had that first influx of snow.  Now being the wise old bird I am, I decided against tottering around in my heels and instead chose to wear something more sensible in the way of boots.  No, not Uggs as I know how much you guys hate Uggs.  Us girls simply love them and I swear they are the most comfortable boot ever.  Long live Uggs!  I didn’t wear my Uggs but wore a pair of heeled boots which to me are lacking in the sexy clothing stakes but the gentlemen in question did not complain when I arrived and apologised for my footwear, instead he made a reference to it not being a problem as they were coming off anyway!

Unfortunately in these Ice Age conditions it’s difficult to venture out looking ultra sexy as ultra sexy high heels are not compatible with the road/pavement conditions we had last week!  So let’s just hope it’s the end of it!

On another note I feel I should inform also that I have decided to reduce my rates.  In these times of continuing recession, one has to take stock and rethink and as such I have done and therefore draw your attention to that.

So here’s to another fun filled exciting year and more stories of my adventures to follow!

Love

Alexandra

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!

December 23rd, 2009 by admin

Ah I bet you thought this blog would be referring to alcohol in some form but no I have to disappoint you I am afraid!

What I have noticed in the past few days is that whilst some people out and about on their shopping expeditions are full of Christmas cheer there are, unfortunately, some very miserable souls out there who approach the horrendous task of shopping for Christmas (and yes it’s a battlefield out there right now!) with something that can only be likened to road rage!

I was in a local supermarket yesterday stocking up on festive goodies when I came across two shoppers in the heat of an argument over something so trivial.   I said to them “Come on, where’s the Christmas spirit? !!!!”

Why is anger so prevalent nowadays?  It’s horrible and to be avoided at all costs!

So as always I end on my former note, spread the love and just a smile can make someone feel so much better, can’t it?

Once again I wish you all a very Happy Christmas and Prosperous New Year.

Love
Alexandra xx

CHRISTMAS CHEER!

December 19th, 2009 by admin

Well, we are almost there and it’s been wonderful to see the snow already as it makes the atmosphere so much better doesn’t it? Christmas and snow! How often do we get snow at Christmas?

So I would like to take this opportunity to wish all a very Happy Christmas and Prosperous New Year.

It’s been a year of doom and gloom in the media talking about recession etc so I am therefore very grateful to those of you who have taken time out to spend with me!  I am always appreciative of my followers and would therefore like to use this blog as a big thank you to you all.
So on that note I am sending you all lots of Christmas Cheer and let’s keep up the fun next year! Smile, as a smile passed from one person to another makes the world a happier place! Christmas

Love
Alexandra xx

Escort of the Week!

December 14th, 2009 by admin

Well I am a happy bunny indeed.

I joined a very nice website some time ago which hosts a forum where both escorts and punters post.  It’s an extremely friendly and welcoming place where all are very amiable indeed.

So, this forum has an Escort of the Week competitiion and I have been fortunate enough to win the grand title for this week.  So I am linking it here

http://oldestprof.com

Have a look and see what you think!  It’s a great site indeed!

Love

Alexandra xx

Handbags at dawn!

December 10th, 2009 by admin

handbagsI was the other day invited to a Ladies’ Charity Lunch Event. I had planned my diary rather well as after the lunch I was visiting a rather nice chap who requested that I bring as many sex toys as I could physically bring with me!  So I filled up my handbag with the toys and went to the lunch.  Now the wine was flowing quite freely at this lunch and have to say some of us girlies were a bit worse for wear (not moi as I knew I had to be on the ball for later……………… ).

Now I ask you a question here.  What are the chances of having a similar bag to someone else at a function?  Very rare, one would say.  However, just my luck that one other participant at this lunch (more a Ladette then Lady I have to say) had the same bag as me (unbeknown to me).  Now this woman had consumed a fair amount of wine and had forgotten which table she was seated at.  So whilst we are all having a boogie on the dancefloor, she decides to go get her bag and freshen up.  Yes you know what’s coming.  She totters around the tables and sees MY bag and yes gathers it up and heads for the loos.

Fortunately I was keeping a very beady eye on my bag and followed her swiftly!  So once inside the Ladies I politely informed her that I think she had the wrong handbag.  She wasn’t that drunk but stubborn and refused to accept that the bag was not hers.  I tried to reason with her but  she wasn’t having any of it and got rather abusive too!

I thought, right here goes, so I suggested she open the bag and have a good look inside as that would prove it was my bag!  She did this and I have to say the look on her face made me want to burst out with laughter but dignified as I am, I did not.  She went bright red and handed me the bag with a muttered apology.

Being the gracious person I am, I even offered to help her find her table and locate her bag for her!  She declined and made a hasty exit!  I wonder if she divulged what she saw in my bag!

Love

Alexandra xx

Music, fun and a very sexy hotel room!

December 8th, 2009 by admin

Last week I met with some really lovely people and had a great week. I am in between incall places right now so I am therefore using nice hotels.

Now on Friday I checked into a hotel (which shall remain nameless!) and whist the decor, star rating, facilities are all of a very high standard, I have to say they fail miserably on the tv and radio channels!!

Now I do like my music and like to have it on whilst entertaining, so it started off well with the hotel radio playing some smooth jazz type numbers but this was followed by what one client described as “church music!”. A bit offputting when one is trying to get into the groove and more!!!

Then towards the end of the week, I visited a nice chap in a hotel out of London and boy was I taken aback when I got to the room! Not only was there a built in plasma but the decor can only be described as SEXY. I did say that I am sure whoever designed those rooms had naughty thoughts at the time as under the built in plasma there was a black screen which acts as a mirror……………………. and yes I did look!

But it gets better, as above the bed was a shelf which made it easy for me to hold onto something…………. I don’t need to go into detail but use your imaginations here.

Oh and the channels were playing super cool, yes SEXY music. !

Love

Alexandra xx

HAPPY ST ANDREW’S DAY!

November 30th, 2009 by admin

To all ye Scotsmen I wish you a very Happy St Andrew’s Day today!

I am fortunate in that I have met some delightful Scottish chaps with whom I have spent some very very good times.

From the young ones with the sense of humour akin to that of Billy Connolly to the silver foxes who have indeed been both shaken and stirred whilst in my company!

So I hope you are having a good time up there and having some fun today !

Get your kilts out and please stick to tradition and go commando!

Love to all !

Alexandra xxScotland

A Brief Encounter!

November 24th, 2009 by admin

I was indeed very flattered recently when a gentleman with whom I have had some contact with on another site informed me that he had written a story about me!  We sometimes chat on a forum and whilst he is too far away for us to meet physically he has bought me a lovely gift in the way of some super sexy latex leggings (photos to follow in due course of me wearing them!).

So it would only be fair, I think, that I share this fable with you and hope you enjoy reading it just as much as I did!  All comments gratefully received………….. (now remember this is pure fiction of course!)

The gorgeous Green eyed blonde wiggles towards her car, she’s wearing a Red polo neck, tight white jeans and a pair of Red heels to top the outfit off. She opens the boot and slips her case inside, climbs in the car, turns the key and the engine bursts into life. Alexandra Benton is off to see an old friend, when they were younger her friend always tried to points score, if Alex had a black cat, she could guarantee that her friend would have a blacker one! As they have aged and mellowed the friendship has grown stronger – if only she didn’t live so far away! Heart FM is pumping out her favourite soul hits and keeping Alex entertained, the M25 is fairly quiet for a Friday morning and she is soon round onto the M3. the counties are flying past and at lunchtime she enters Wiltshire. The sunshine stopped an hour since and it’s raining heavily, music is one of Alex’s passions and the radio drives her on and doesn’t let the weather dampen her spirits. She wonders what the weekend will hold, there is meant to be a party tonight, she loves parties and is an extremely sociable girl. As she enters Somerset on the A303, the weather is deteriorating, there are vast areas of standing water and Alex slows to a crawl through a deep puddle and the car is coping with it until a lorry coming the other way drenches it and it splutters to a halt. Alex sits for a few moments, she tries to start it, but it’s no good and her spirits drop as she wonders what to do next. There’s a knock on the drivers door, Alex opens it and there is a man standing there asking if he can help. Before she knows it, he has scooped her up and is carrying her to his Range Rover, he asks if she’s with any of the breakdown companies, she shakes her head – it’s another thing she was going to get round to. He phones a garage and they say they’ll be there as quickly as they can, sitting almost in silence, Alex turns to thank him and for the first time since they met, smiles. He strikes up a conversation and Alex finds herself telling him about her weekend away, he is so easy to talk to that she feels as if they’ve known each other for years. Yellow flashing lights approaching curtail their chat, the mechanic has a quick look and tells him that it can be fixed, but not until the next day. Alex is welcome to stay until the car is fixed, normally she wouldn’t dream of taking up a strangers offer, but this she feels is different. The car is winched onto the lorry and Alex asks if she can have her suitcase, once again he walks through the flood water for her. There aren’t enough men like him anymore………..

The Range Rover is excellent, really comfy with deep, leather seats. Alex doesn’t know what it is about leather, but it always heightens her senses. They chat again and Alex tells him she’s a web designer – a little fib, but who will know? He says his name is Peter, he was an investment manager but retired last year. He doesn’t look very old and he tells her that he retired at 50. A little while later they are driving through the gates of a huge house, up the drive and through into a courtyard. Peter stops the car and picks up her case and carries it to the house, he unlocks the door and gestures for Alex to go inside. The house is very spacious and he asks if she’d like a glass of wine and a tour round, she immediately agrees, why wouldn’t she? Wine and a nosey round! Peter opens a bottle of dry white wine and hands her a glass, each room that they come to takes Alex by surprise, the decor is absolutely perfect but not something likely to be chosen by a man. Due to his working so many hours his wife got bored and went off with a toy boy, he got a designer in and had the whole house changed to remove any memories of her. The next room is the gym, another of Alex’s loves! she asks if she can use it and he tells her to be his guest. Peter leaves her to it and returns an hour later, Alex has changed into a thin, white vest top and black latex leggings, she’s broken a sweat and the top clings like a second skin, he asks if she’d like to go have a shower and she accepts. When she returns he has dinner ready, she’s impressed, it was a fine meal washed down with more wine.

As they relax later on the couch, he slips on a cd and they chat away while enjoying each others company. Peter opens a bottle of Champagne and they drink a toast to Alex’s friend and her party. She gazes at Peter, he has an ease with him that only comes with age, he’s very good looking but seems oblivious to the fact and Alex is slowly being seduced by it. They sit close to each other laughing, and he leans forward and steals a kiss. It takes Alex by surprise and Peter pulls away. She gazes into his eyes and puts a hand behind his head and pulls him towards her, kissing him passionately. They are both lost in each other, a strap has slipped from her shoulder and her hair is everywhere, she pushes him back until he’s lying flat on the settee. As she sits up and unbuckles his belt, he can see her eyes full of lust, her face is flushed and her nipples are boring hard against her top. At last she has undone his trousers and puts her hand inside to pull his cock out, as it appears she smiles to him and licks her lips before dipping her head and flicking her tongue over the tip. Peter closes his eyes and groans, it’s been a while since he’s been with anyone, no one in fact since his marriage broke up a year previously. His thighs gently shake as Alex rubs her hands up and down them as she sucks more and more of his length into her mouth. She loves giving head, and all the more for an appreciative audience. Peter grips her shoulders when he fears he won’t last much longer and Alex allows him to lay her back to repay the pleasure. He plants kisses an her bare shoulders and slips the other strap off, then slowly pulls her top down exposing her firm 32E breasts. Alex is rightly proud of her figure, indeed at 45 she still has a figure many a girl half her age would be proud of. Peter kisses her breasts as they become exposed and then sucks and gently nibbles each of her nipples in turn. They are rock hard, Alex’s breathing is becoming ragged and she can feel herself getting wetter by the second. He kisses his way down over her flat stomach until he reaches her top which is crumpled around her waist. He slips his hands up under her skirt and strokes her thighs, working out has given them a wonderful definition, he hooks his hands into the waistband of her panties and she lifts herself up to let him slide them ever so slowly off. He gently kisses his way up her right thigh and getting nearer to her pussy, sees her lips slightly parted and he can smell her sweet aroma. Alex is waiting for his tongue to lick her, as she knows he will, but he doesn’t and instead kisses his way up her other thigh. She’s shaking by the time he finally flicks his tongue lightly up her lips, the strokes get longer and longer, getting closer and closer to her clit. He takes forever to pleasure her, he’s savouring every moment and is driving her wild. Alex’s eyes are closed as she feels herself drifting off towards the sweetest orgasm she can remember, the faintest smile on her lips and her face twitching as he brings her closer, he holds her on the edge for an eternity before making her cum. She screams and grabs his head, pulling him closer and he licks furiously, drinking down her juices and keeping her cuming.

When Alex regains her senses, Peter is sensuously kissing her and she feels his cock nudge her pussy and then sink inside in one slow, delicious movement. She is overtaken by lust as she succumbs to the pleasure he is giving her, the gentle strokes in and almost fully out again before sinking deep inside once more. Alex closes her eyes and lets her senses carry her to her next orgasm, Peter seems to know exactly what she needs, when to be gentle and when to be more forceful with his thrusts. Yet another orgasm hits her and Peter is just getting into his stride, at 6 years older than her he has amazing stamina – all his time spent in his gym reflects how much younger he looks and how fit he is. Peter continues making love to her, the gorgeous blonde beneath him is flushed and as she recovers from each orgasm gives him the sexiest smile before her face changes back into one of concentration as another is on it’s way. His cock feels so hard as he pounds her, his strokes quicken and beads of sweat drip from his forehead, he knows he’s close so redoubles his efforts and holds her hips as they cum together, her legs wrap tightly around his lower back as she savours every last moment of her aftershocks. They lie together for a few moments, Peter then scoops her up, she lifts both glasses and the Champagne and he takes her to bed.

In the morning they have breakfast and then he runs Alex to the garage, pays her bill and they kiss before she heads on her way. She’s sure that she will hear from him again – she left her phone number at his house.

« Previous Entries