April 28th, 2010 by admin

Another warm and sunny day and with a Bank Holiday coming up, what’s the weather forecast?  Rain!  Why does it always happen?  Just as I was planning a long weekend break to the coast, I am disappointed to hear it won’t be sunny after all.  Oh well, I will just have to stay indoors down there and console myself with fish and chips and mushy peas!  Yummy!

Now on my recent travels I have made a few observations which I would like to share with you all.

Firstly, how do you know if there is a police car driving on the motorway?  Well, everyone is sticking to the speed limit (me included!) Not that I am one to put my foot down too much…………… LOL

Secondly, why is the M3 never busy?  It’s motorway heaven on that one!

Thirdly, I witnessed a funny side to road rage the other day or rather motorbike rage!  I don’t know what possessed this biker to do this but clearly something had happened which annoyed him.  I was driving behind him and suddenly saw him put his leg out to deliberately kick the car next to him.  Now as his foot action was so fast his shoe flew off and landed in the middle of the road!  I had to laugh as he had to park his bike up, get off and walk back to collect his shoe!   I felt sorry for him then.  Road rage – far too much of it these days is witnessed on the roads.  I don’t understand why people get so vexed at others.
I have met with some really lovely people recently and sometimes genuine decent people leave a good impression on us, don’t they?

Today I was told that I am funny!  Not funny in an unstable way but funny in a sense of humour way.  Well, as far as I am concerned if you don’t laugh then you might as well not be living.  Laughter is the best form of medicine and how true that is.

From a laughing Alexandra xx

April 23rd, 2010 by admin

Isn’t it wonderful to see some bunting out and flags displayed today? Particularly on a lovely sunny day like today!

I believe there are some celebrations going on around the country and think we should enjoy and celebrate the day and encourage it!

It’s a shame that there is growing indifference to St George’s Day.

Organizations such as English Heritage, and the Royal Society of Saint George (a non-political English national society founded in 1894) have been encouraging celebrations.

Other organisations like the St George Unofficial Bank Holiday are encouraging people to be more proactive by taking the day off work (an unofficial bank holiday). They seem to be having some effect.

In early 2009 Mayor of London Boris Johnson spearheaded a campaign to encourage the celebration of St George’s Day.

There are also petitions on the net to try to make it a Bank Holiday!

On another note, did you also watch the second debate last night? Whilst I was compelled to watch it following the first one, it seems it’s becoming like a show now more then serious debate. Can we really base our voting decisions on a televised show or should we look behind the scenes more?

Enough said on politics, I wish you all a very Happy St George’s Day and I was lucky enough to be pampered and spoilt a few days ago and received some truly wonderful gifts which included red roses.. It used to be tradition to wear a red rose in one’s lapel on St George’s Day but alas it’s too hot to wear a jacket today so instead I shall wear a red rose somehow………………..

Love to all
Alexandra xx

April 22nd, 2010 by admin

Isn’t this weather glorious today? I just love the sun and it makes us all so much happier doesn’t it?

You are wondering probably what the subject matter of this blog is so I won’t digress anymore.

Sometimes for incalls I make use of hotels. I move around a bit you see so hotels on occasion are where I have meetings as well, of course, as apartments.

Now I was in a hotel a while back and had to pop out for a few hours. Obviously I am always careful about not leaving anything that relates to the naughty stuff around on view (condoms, sex toys etc).

On this occasion I decided to lock such items in the safe in my room.

I programmed it correctly and even checked that it worked by opening it and locking it a few times and once sure it did, I popped my condoms and toys in there and off I went.

Now I was a bit late getting back and had a client actually waiting for me. He was actually early (eager and waiting…..) so was happy to wait in the reception area.

In my haste I dashed up to the room, got changed and ready and summoned him up!

No sooner was he in the room then did we start to get naughty (no need to be specific here as visualisation is a good tool to use!).

I suddenly remembered that I had locked all the condoms in the safe so told him to wait a minute while I got them out. Now this is where it becomes like a Carry On movie……….. the safe got stuck. How, I don’t know but it wouldn’t damn well open. I was putting in the correct code but it just wouldn’t work.

I couldn’t believe it! I rang down to Reception and was quite abrupt and demanding, saying “I need to get into my safe NOW but it’s stuck!”. They promised to send someone up a.s.a.p.

Then I remembered that I had some in the boot of my car so client and I agreed that I would pop down to my car and in the meantime if they came to open the safe, then he would let whoever into the room to do so.

I have to say that he did see the funny side of this……..

I had to do a quick change of course (out of sexy slutty black mini dress into civilised decent clothing) and dashed down to the car to get the condoms.

Got back up to the room where I change again and we are about to get frisky when there is a knock on the door and of course it’s a maintenance man. I put on a robe of course before I let him in and within seconds he has the safe open. I had to strategically put my hand in to grab the toy which was there so he wouldn’t see it! Condoms were all in bag so that was not an issue!

After the maintenance man left, we laughed about it and I said I would blog about it at some stage and just finally got around to it although it was a while back!

Funny things happen in life, don’t they? It’s good to laugh about them!

Love

Alexandra xx

April 17th, 2010 by admin

“So what do predators do when the sun goes down?”  She asks him……..

“They feast like there is no tomorrow”, he replies and then there is a hot scene of them making passionate  love………..

Yes I am watching Die Another Day – a James Bond movie (for those of you who are not avid OO7 fans like I am!).

Gosh that was just so sexy that scene.  Halle Berry has just walked out of the water, in a scene similar to that famous one of Ursula Andress rising out of the water in the first Bond movie, Dr No, in 1962.  As you can see, I love my Bond movies…..

So tonight with relish I am watching Die Another Day and I just love the sexy flirtation that goes on in the Bond movies.  The sexual inuendoes and corny one liners are something you don’t get in most movies nowadays.  In fact there is nothing more sexy then meeting someone and indulging in some naughty flirtation as it just leads to a hightened sexual experience…………

Just don’t ask me which Bond movie is my favourite as I can never decide and likewise don’t favour any particular actor who has had the fortune to play the role as they all bring their own individual qualities to it.

I think I shall start doing some Bond roleplay and think it’s time I pulled my bikini out and follow in the footsteps of “Honey Rider” or “Pussy Galore”……………..

Shaken not stirred

Alexandra xx

April 15th, 2010 by admin

Well I woke up this morning absolutely flabbergasted at the news today of the volcanic ash floating over the UK!

The only positive thing about it is that it has taken the news away from the ongoing election reports, which quite frankly are now boring me to tears. I know it’s important to be politically informed but for me May 6th can’t come round soon enough as I have had enough of it already!

So the skies are going to be very quiet today and I do feel sorry for all those people who have had their journeys/holidays disrupted, it must be most frustrating.

As for eruptions, well I know all about those …………….. say no more!

I am still having fun in Surrey and it’s nice that some of you are making trips to visit me from a little further afield.

Love to all
Alexandra xx

April 14th, 2010 by admin

Well I have to say I am enjoying my time in Chertsey.

As some of you may know I was in Cobham a few weeks ago and had such a lovely time that Surrey was just pulling me back ……… (yes I know, I love my puns boys……) so here I am now for a few weeks in Chertsey!

It’s a lovely town with lots of green belt around although I haven’t had much time to explore due to demand on my time (not complaining at all!).

It’s nice also to be able to get away from the hustle and bustle of London and Chertsey is certainly very quiet, so quiet in fact that I was in a shop the other day and said to the bemused shopkeeper “Is it always this quiet here?”. I don’t know if he thought I was being funny or not but it was a genuine question!

Saying that though I love it here and intend to stay!

I did venture further to Weybridge where I wandered around and looked in some lovely shop windows so might have to pop back there again.

So for those of you who have lost me in your Hillingdon searches, I am now located in Surrey  (aka Sexy Surrey to me).

However don’t despair, as I do get to pop back to Heathrow every now and then and can still accommodate there! Although for the next few weeks I am based in Chertsey and will be here on and off with Heathrow for the foreseeable future.

Any recommendations for shops/eateries/places of interest in Chertsey or surrounding area are much appreciated please!

Love to all
Alexandra xx

April 1st, 2010 by admin

Hello all!

Well I was tempted to write an April Fool’s blog and was going to prank you all in some way but couldn’t really think of anything funny enough to say/do.

I was going to say I AM RETIRING! Have run off into the sea doing a Reggie Perrin (and those of you old enough might know what I am talking about) but then I decided against that as I thought it might cause too much upset (mmmm is that my ego swelling!).

So instead I am writing to wish you all very well and I have some very interesting stories (true) to relate here about my recent adventures. I have met some delightful people and had so much fun that it’s only fair I share a little of what goes on with you, but this will follow shortly.

I will add though that I ventured further south (don’t be assuming something here chaps) down to lovely green Surrey and wasn’t sure about the interest I would get there but I was inundated with calls and in fact had to refuse some callers as I do limit the number of people I see a day (I mean there is only so much a girl can take……….).

So I will be venturing to the same area again shortly, known as Cobham as it’s only fair I see those that were refused entry……..

On that note I would like to take this opportunity to wish you all a wonderful Easter. I do hope this weather will improve as I am darned fed up with the cold but will console myself with a nice chocolate Easter egg!

Love to all
Alexandra xx